I often have conversations in my head...
Stuff like...
Me: What do you think of Beyonce'?
Also me: Are you talking about the singer or the five-foot metal chicken.
Me: Why would you even think of a five-foot metal chicken?
Also me: Really?
Me: Oh, right.
Also me: See? You walk into places like Ross or TJ Maxx, hoping to see a five-foot metal chicken that will cut you.
Me: Yeah, I do, but I don't leave with towels.